If you have not been keen, or you are one of those who drive to work bored, with your partner next to you, these are some of the things you miss. You need to travel in a matatu sometimes. By the time you arrive your office, I assure you hutakuwa na stress. Hebu read this!
Msupuu:..Tao ngapi?
Makanga:..Tao 80
Msupuu:..Kwani tao kuna?!
Makanga:..Malaya kama wewe wanamkutano
Msupuu:..Mamako ameshafika?
Me:..*DEAD
A tout asks for fare from a passenger who had already paid.
Tout : Weee si ulete pesa yako??
Passenger : Si nilishalipa! ama tunalipa per minute!!
At the bus stop, a personal car hits a mat while reversing .
Dere wa personal; Pole sikuwa naona.
Dere wa mat ; Fala wewe! kwani hiyo side mirror ni ya kunyoa ndevu?!?
A lady takes a mat and is in a hurry. The driver of the matatu is taking his sweet time.
Lady ; Dere tuko na haraka tafadhali
Dere ; Haya shuka ukimbie, tutakupata mbele.
Mat imejaa so mteja anashow konda ati hakuna kiti…
Kange; Kwani hzo zimekaliwa ni vitanda.??
Kange : dere wacha speedi beba wadhii.
Dere : Si naona ndae imejaa.
Kange : Kuna space.
Dere. : .wapi ?..Ama utawaweka kwa mdomo?
Kange after 4 mins ,finally having digested what his been told)………Ujanishow poa!
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